Have you ever been into an asian supermarket, picked up a can of deep-fried catfish (which, mysteriously, doesn’t weigh much) and wondered what it tastes like? I have…many times…and still don’t have the courage to buy it…because it looks LIKE KAK THAT’S BEEN VOMMED OUT OF SOMEONE’S BUTT.
Here are some photos of some of The Grossest Packaged Food Ever, courtesy of the Huffington Post (WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE NOT SUITABLE…FOR ANYONE…):
Mmmm….JELLIED EEL: “The eel is chopped and boiled in fish stock, which releases the eel’s naturally gelatinous proteins like collagen and creates the jelly once cooled.” That sounds DELICIOUS.
PORK BRAINS IN MILK GRAVY
OK. Pork Brains is pretty gross. Pork Brains IN A CAN is even grosser. PORK BRAINS IN A CAN WITH MILK GRAVY – even “milk gravy” sounds disgusting…all curdled and stuff…VOM!!!!! But the nail in the coffin is the fact that it contains 1170% of your recommended daily cholesterol intake. Mmmm…can I please have a heart attack with my pork brains in milk gravy?
This one is my absolute favourite:
WHOLE CANNED CHICKEN
Yes, you read correctly: it’s a chicken in a can. A WHOLE GODDAMN CHICKEN. HOOOOOOOWWWWWWW did they do that?!?!?!?!?!
When you’ve finished hurling all over the place, see the rest at The Huffington Post.